redhotarsenic:

redhotarsenic:

lucifers-golden-bitch-apparently:

redhotarsenic:

lucifers-golden-bitch-apparently:

ronaldreagancutupwhiletalking:

this gif is like… almost biblical. as if hes experiencing a pharaohs curse…

wtf were you gonna say

Please respect my privacy

my deepest apologies

I forgive you

Anyway me when I suck that pharaoh good and hard through his scaramphigousus

normal-horoscopes:

taningia:

peetbools:

letmefixthatforyou:

peetbools:

subconscious-realm:

peetbools:

taxidermygargoyle:

peetbools:

penemily:

peetbools:

“sexualizing or fantasizing about real people is bad” is still my favorite tumblr opinion

this might’ve been twitter but i’d like to remind everyone of the subsequent 400 IQ take, “you should ask people for consent before masturbating to the thought of them”

WHAT

i think i saw that tweet actually! they said specifically that witchy and spiritual people KNOW you’re getting off to them and you should ask first lmao. if that’s not projecting idk what is

this is making my brain short circuit

No. Yes we do know, i receive nasty disturbing visions out of nowhere and when i walk past them again i instantly know as well as them from their facial language. but if they are hot then yes i enjoy it and its not really bad but You Should At Least Ask Psychic Permission beforehand please…..

i would love to study you

I mean from a witchy perspective, if you know someone has fantasised about you just from walking past them, then that’s your fault for not erecting proper psychic wards. It’s not some random stranger’s responsibility to deal with you projecting your psyche everywhere

how did this post turn into this what the fuck is happening

[We pass each other on the street and my overwhelming psychic power smashes your wards like an egg. You are unable to resist my erotic fantasies about the canadian supreme court.]

foxincrocs-classic:

dogsagainstbenitojuarez:

bulbasars2:

gearboxpraexology:

kawaii-pigeon:

blurrymango:

theinformationcollector:

TIL Dr. Sigmund Freud was addicted to smoking and failed to quit for good throughout a 45 years long battle that included 33 operations for cancer of the jaw, an artificial jaw replacement, and attacks of “tobacco angina” exacerbated by nicotine . He was known to smoke up to twenty cigars a day.

via reddit.com

Jesus ffucking christ bro.

Seems like he had an oral fixation… Almost as if he were replacing the cigarette with… No i shant say…

Then we’ll all say it together

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beeelderly:

got that 5'1 slay. serving runt

tranreznor:

classycookiexo:

saheeli-rai:

mtg-talk:

My friend forgot to secure the latch on his magic card briefcase and all his commander decks are now mixed together. Now he’s playing 1200 card pickup and has to reorganize everything.

ungezieferwerden:

tchaikovskaya:

he looks like a netflix originals hapsburg

froggiethelesbian:

Some of y’all clearly were normal and didn’t have a titanic obsession in elementary school bc I thought it was common knowledge that not even 40% of first class died on the titanic, those who did were majorly poor immigrants looking for a better life

cipher-fresh:

cmayw:

[ID: Philomena Cunk asks “Which was more culturally significant: the Renaissance or Amok Time from Star Trek?” /End ID]